Ok, so dat didnt go as pland. Dont git kocky Gutwad. Nex time we hav to fite, don yell insult at enemys. Dat ork wuman jus lookt at your arow in her chest an laft. Alwas hide, it better wen dey don see u atack.
Now dat the humans hav akcepted u as a part of there tribe, u won bee as lonly. Dey now r taking u with them wer ever dey go. Its good feeling akcepted, even other kobolds didnt akcept you like Mi’Kael. U can tel Mi’Kael likes Gutwad most, he stick up four u even wen it put Mi’Kael in dangr. U look out for Mi’Kael too, he get himself into lots of truble. Mi’Kael most
unprict unpredact unprediktable. In won moment he save tribe, then nex he put all in dangr wit same words. Gutwad think Mi’Kael not think, jus do…but Mi’Kael still alive…so mabe Gutwad shud jus do too, thinking hard anyway.
A-shin-duh so hard to understand. Most of time he wear large armor, make it hard to see faces. Mabe he very sad and not want udders to see face, dats wat Gutwad do wen he sad. Or mabe he always mad…I don know, his voice hard to under-stand wen he talk. He always redy to kil, so Gutwad stay away from sharp blade.
Jack very twichy, like he see someone in shadohs. He jump at every sneez and fart, makes Gutwad worry too. Is bear fart dangrous? Gutwad stay away from big bear jus in case. When Jack get reel twichy, he drink from smal water skin. Gutwad think it mus be special poshion, so when we on boat, and when Jack was staring at nature god speeking in big voice, Gutwad sneak big drink of poshion so he hav curage too. Only it full of muddy brown water dat make mowth burn. Mus be bad poshion, not giv curage, only hedake. So Gutwad refil with water from sea, and put bak on Jack’s belt. Sea water taste better anyway.
Beni-fist-oh is so angry, he got more angry too wen he club green-man. Gutwad not want to git too close and git clubbed aksidentaly. Bird they cal Dwain is nice thow. Gutwad fownd lots of dry’d meat in big city, and sneek Dwain peaces when no won look. Dwain grow lots from food, he now bigger than any in tribe. Makes Gutwad not want to eat dry’d meat and make Gutwad big too. Esier to hide wen small. Maybe A-shin-duh have food in magic sack…Gutwad look wen A-shin-duh sleapy.
Dat elf Tir-y-el is strange. The way he talk sound like he mor cumfertable with his bear than with peeples. At leest he fast with bow, he fires so many mor arows than Gutwad…hmmm, maybe Gutwad try to find special painful arrows to make up for less arows. Pour elf look very gray after tribe free him from prisun, he need lots of light. Tonite, Gutwad move many torchs near elf when he sleap so he get lots of light.
Big ork wuman takled Mi’Kael!?! Ooo, there r som perfict shadows to hide in, beter git ready to fite if Mi’Kael gits us into truble again.